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Take your socks off, but leave the damn shirt on.
Roast Turkey with Cranberry Sauce and Greens
Poll: Do you prefer your meat cut, or uncut?
Barbecue Hot Link Sausages
The condom broke last night and she won’t let me hear the last of it. Virgins are such a buzzkill.
Grilled Onions
Let’s take auto erotic self asphyxiation to the next level and huff this shit.
Thanksgiving Meal (Turkey, Stuffing, and Gravy)
God, I miss my ex-girlfriend. You know, the one who was into golden showers.
Black Dragon Sushi Roll (with Eel, Avocado, Crab, and Cucumbers)
Mmm, I always order the Black Dragon Sushi Roll. Maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for avocado, or it just reminds me of when I’d sword fight with my Uncle.
Hot Dog with Barbecue Sauce, Honey Mustard Sauce, Chopped Onions, Cranberry-Based Relish, and Ground-Meat Chili
After last night I feel pretty split, too.
Triple Black Garlic Noodles
It’s always a happy ending when my masseuse hands me a bowl of these.
Baked Chili Cheese Dogs
We usually associate wieners with fellatio, but today I’m saving my libido for something even more special: cunnilingus.
